Conversations with a Stoic Wife #2

Sometimes I realize how much of a child I am and marvel I'm supposed to be an adult. I'm supposed to raise other humans? People listen to me for a living telling them what to do? Dear lord Jesus.

Wife: yeah

Yeah.. i mean I'm an infant.

Wife: yes

I.. i mean... a monkey. An idiot. I'm supposed to be a grown up? Me?

Wife: you're not. Can you get my glasses?

Goddammit woman stop telling me what to do! (Brings glasses). You're always riding my ass asking this and that.

Wife, reading: mmm

Ok baby I love you

Wife:....

How can you say so much without saying anything to me?

Wife: I haven't said anything 

Are you saying it's all in my head? 

Wife: I'm not saying anything 

Fuck.